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Created on 2002-05-29 09:35:25 (#575401), last updated 2004-05-06
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Basic Info| Name: | CaptainBalls |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 04-01 |
| Location: | Massachusetts, United States |
BioI am a former hand model that is recently retired and looking to enjoy the simpler and finer things in life.
My name stems from a freak machine accident that occurred off the coast of Chili in the late 80's. My scrotum was caught in the gears of my ship and was stretched and pulled to the extent that I lost consciousness.
When I awoke, I was in a laboratory surrounded by peculiar smelling foreign men in lab coats. They told me that I was in a horrific accident and that my balls were nearly lost in it. This staff of crack medical experts were able to surgical rebuild my testicles and actually made them stronger and more malleable than before.
13 years later, my balls are bionic. They are capable of doing things that simple mortals would find astonishing. Hauling bricks, lugging coal, and hammering nails. It's quite amazing actually.
My name stems from a freak machine accident that occurred off the coast of Chili in the late 80's. My scrotum was caught in the gears of my ship and was stretched and pulled to the extent that I lost consciousness.
When I awoke, I was in a laboratory surrounded by peculiar smelling foreign men in lab coats. They told me that I was in a horrific accident and that my balls were nearly lost in it. This staff of crack medical experts were able to surgical rebuild my testicles and actually made them stronger and more malleable than before.
13 years later, my balls are bionic. They are capable of doing things that simple mortals would find astonishing. Hauling bricks, lugging coal, and hammering nails. It's quite amazing actually.
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